I hope you did not happen to eat or did not get the meaning of this comic yet if you just had a sandwich… The point of this very comic is that our life is full of things, including things you do  n o t  want to mention always – unless you are Louis CK or Ricky Gervais. And despite of that we love the people we love.

Here’s the translation:

Mancung, tidak pesek – sharp, not snubby (nose)
Karena hidung mancung lebih disukai – because sharp nose is more in (here)
Upil – dried snot (it’s not a fairy if u thought so)