Laptop ringing. Sherlock. Old friend is calling after hearing the news that Mr White has plans for spending his summer at home, in Europe.
Sherlock: Hi there. Have you ever thought you wanna leave, forever?
Mr White: Asking like that, all of a sudden… I had a hard time a month ago. I had an accident and it was almost the next week after I was seriously sick. So I thought if something else like that would happen again, I’d leave.
Sherlock: It couldn’t be only the accident, shit happens everywhere.
Mr White: Well, I was alone in Bali and I wanted her to be by my side. It was already agreed she’d come when suddenly she had a family event and she cancelled her ticket. So I had a free weekend, I decided to look around alone, and had that accident.
Sherlock: It wasn’t because of her.
Mr White: No. But I learned an important thing. Family always comes first in Indonesia.
Sherlock: One day you’ll become her family and become the first.
Mr White: “To become a family” is far longer process than I expected.
Sherlock: What did you expect? Where should you be by now…?
Mr White: I have found a place where I’d probably be able to stay. That is good. I mean, I have a city, but not a home yet.
Sherlock: And other expectations?
Mr White: Are getting a bit worse. I am running out of age for having children. And still do not have income here.
Sherlock: Well, not having money has never stopped anyone of having children. Think about students…
Mr White: You think in terms of society without serious religious background. Yes, in Europe I can get laid, make babies and start living normally together even without getting married, and my parents would accept it. A matter of months. And having a gay friend on top of that.
Sherlock: I am not a gay.
Mr White: Haha. I mean I could have.
Sherlock: Fine. But you’ll come here in summer?
Mr White: Yes. And we’ll have a beer and make sauna.
Sherlock: Just don’t get cold in sauna, beachboy.
Mr White: Just make it hot. I know you’re not a gay.
Sherlock: Oh f.